Due to some rather unfortunate *disinformation* that has proliferated lately, I've been forced to post this video in order to set the record straight. Watch and weep, good-daddy naysayers.
People are always telling me that my work is too dark. So I've put up this sunnier story, but even it has a shadow, as its original publisher – a fine Atlantic Canadian literary magazine called the Gaspereau Review – is no longer in business. ---------------- It was a simple enough thing and that thing was simply this: Edmund Kelley was a gentleman. Of course his mom called him her 'little gentleman', as in 'Oh Edmund, you are my perfect little gentleman,' which did seem to hold to a certain logic that these type of things often follow, considering her affection for him and the fact that he was, after all, only ten years old. Still, Edmund himself was not particularly fond of the diminutive aspect of that title. Gentleman was enough; gentleman summed up the whole thing rather nicely, thank you. He was definitely a more refined version of your average child. He lived in a state of perpetual Sunday m
Nothing like "buttering her up!" ... sorry I couldn't resist .... she is the cutest little girl ever! (well, since mine of course..)
ReplyDeleteGOOD DADDY!
Nice, when she's done you get to eat all those crackers.
ReplyDeleteAlso, her hair is too cute. But should you really be spending hundreds of dollars on baby hair stylists just for these blog posts?
Lawyer: I object!!! All "good daddy" statements are derived from leading questions made in evidence in chief. In addition, we have no evidence that the chain of evidence has been properly preserved - as such this court has no guarantee of the video's reliablility. In other words, it could have been tampered with to make it seem that "good daddy" was being uttered when in fact the opposite is just as likely to have been stated.
ReplyDeleteCourt: Motion upheld - the evidence shall be stricken from the record. Mr. Berger this court has no choice but to declare you a BAD DADDY. Take the prisoner away.
Anonymous: I'm afraid Bad Daddy only recognizes the court of public opinion, of which I rule. RULE.
ReplyDeleteOona is a girl after my own heart. Does she like butter rolled in sugar?
ReplyDeleteShe does have the best hair ever, too.