tarzan, tintin

I had no idea that Tarzan was a Nazi. None. Okay, yes, putting himself at the top of the local species pyramid, that was a clue. And yes, the whole blonde, blue-eyed thing. Brutal minded, violent, contemptuous of civilization. I mean, who names their kid Korak (meaning, the Killer)?

Oh well: I guess I can always go back to the innocent antics of Tintin. You know, that fifteen year-old French kid with the cowlick, who runs around with his toy dog and grown sailors, always going off to sea and having adventures?

Run, Tintin. Do not get on that ship. Run.