... so really it should be called March Crush.
And what exactly does my five year-old (or any school-aged kid) need a break from? Getting nothing but A's? Being told how awesome they are? Handheld devices with more computational power than the moon missions? Hundred dollar hoodies? Attack on Titan? Organic bananas? Illiteracy?
It's funny, these moments you have as you get older, when you stop for a second to consider things like holidays, and how batshit crazy they are.
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