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Did I tell you that I carried home this chair? I carried home this chair. This chair put out on the street. It weighed a THOUSAND POUNDS. But hey, it was only four blocks. As for the two bags I was already carrying, I simply tied them together, over my shoulder. No trouble at all. Did I mention that I was also corralling home a mendacious four year-old? WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW, DADDY? WHY ARE YOU CARRYING THAT THING? Because your mom, passing me on her way to yoga, told me that she liked it.
Cracked arms bleeding their terrible, terrible bear tears.
Anyway: she plans to recover it.
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Finally, I have updated my LinkedIn profile. It is much, much more professional now. Time to get with the program, DJB!
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Oona and I went to the libary the other day. Or tried to.
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The book launch for Melanie Dugan's Bee Summers is approaching. Reading, snacks, books, swarms of enraged bees – what more do you want from this lonely, lonely life?