My friend Jeannette has, like most superheroes who flee to Japan, some highly specialized skills (illustration, fine art, sarcasm) that leave her completely vulnerable to even the weakest economic winds that currently ravage America (everyone loves creative talent -- until they have to pay for it). And yet she persists, and breathes, and draws, and breathes again, and even wants to come home. So why not encourage her otiose (new thesaurus!), tilting-at-windmills talents and hire her to draw you something. TODAY.