So ...
I have to go by the library after work. Drop off some books. It's good, somehow even noble that I'm a regular patron of the library these days (patron is such a lovely word, isn't it?). I look things up ahead of time, go in with my little list, hunt things down then do some browsing of the new titles, plus a final sweep of my favourite sections (graphic novels, history, illustrated erotica). Yes fine, fine. But the library's got a dark side, too. A pusher side. A side that's always sending me notes, these ominous little reminders, like this ...
So yeah, I better take back these books today.
I have to go by the library after work. Drop off some books. It's good, somehow even noble that I'm a regular patron of the library these days (patron is such a lovely word, isn't it?). I look things up ahead of time, go in with my little list, hunt things down then do some browsing of the new titles, plus a final sweep of my favourite sections (graphic novels, history, illustrated erotica). Yes fine, fine. But the library's got a dark side, too. A pusher side. A side that's always sending me notes, these ominous little reminders, like this ...
DARRYL J. BERGER... and there's fines (read: vigorish, or simply the vig, or the juice, or the take) accumulating, all the time, every day I'm late, and if I let it get too far then that check-out scanner is going to shut me down, and make me see a certain lady behind the desk, and what this lady wants -- what this lady needs, right now, or you'll never read in this town again -- is my money, my payment in full. And I don't think the old pockets-turned-inside-out trick is going to save me this time.
This reminder has been sent to you because our records indicate that the items listed below HAVE NOT BEEN RETURNED.
A second e-mail notice will be sent in approximately four days if the materials ARE NOT RETURNED.
We look forward to serving you again soon.
So yeah, I better take back these books today.
haha..love the librarians..hard taskmasters who make sure books are not censured. Quiet heroes..they can have my late fee.
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