long haul week
Who's that crying? What's that noise?
Oh, it's the [blankety-blank] cats.
Yes honey, it's going to be a long week for each of us as daddy tries to clean out his studio and make a defining point about the cats.
You see Gorgeous, daddy's studio is so crammed full of stuff because when he moved out of his bachelor pad, he didn't want to inconvenience mommy with his personal effects. Because mommy can't stand daddy's stuff, and mommy would lose her mind. So he packed and stacked and shuffled all sorts of things between his office and his studio. He did that for months! It was fun!
Yes I know Sweetie, that kind of consideration doesn't go both ways. Because mommy's cats are so spoiled these days that they cry all the time. Yes they do! And the fat one who looks like an inbred Russian peasant in a stolen fur coat kept daddy up all night, crying at his window, after he put her out for the third time, between mommy letting her in again, even though it was as warm as summer last night, and once she got in all she did was cry at mommy's bedroom door, trying to wake you up. Yes she did!
And daddy is so sick of listening to cats crying all the time that he can hardly stand it, the way they cry in the kitchen in the dining room at the back door at the windows just about anywhere. And the way mommy lets them in and out and in and out. I guess cats are higher life forms than humans! Yes they are! And daddy's going to lose his nut soon. Yes he is! And then the cats will be on 48 Hours Mystery. Yes they will, Sweetie!
And we know it can be different because it was different when Krazy Auntie Krista was here in the summer, looking after the house, when the kitty kats were left out for days at a time. Yes they were! And mommy had to work really hard to re-spoil them after that, and daddy said nothing because mommy had you in her tummy, but now you're out, and we both could use a break.