no fine friends this morning

Cigar-tin story no. 41.

That could be me, only it would be money flying out of my mouth.

Yes, I've been to the dentist again.

What a racket: for the cost of some old Chatelaine magazines, some fax machines and furniture from the Marquis de Sade's fall catalogue, you get a license to print money. How can someone so good at one thing (fixing your teeth) be so bad at another thing (giving you an accurate estimate). I almost bit my tongue off at the stump when the receptionist handed me the bill, only the dentist had warned me against chewing for a couple of hours.

Well that's it. I'm done. I've been on this road to some mythical dental Damascus for a dozen years now, and I just can't do it anymore. Whatever goes, goes. And I will never be mistaken for the American in the crowd, with his big, gleaming, murderous teeth.

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  1. You would be happily welcomed in Britain, with or without teeth.

    My money disappeared via car servicing, an annual service turned into £600 of stuff! (I only bought it from them a year ago!)

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