US Postal Service ... worst in the world?

I once had a friend mail me a sweater. The clerk handed it to me in a plastic bag, like it was evidence of a crime. The original wrapping -- now shreds -- rustled around at the bottom of the bag. The sweater had tire tracks on it. How the fuck does that happen? I mean, my friend didn't mail it from the planet of the apes.
Now they've wrecked a painting of mine. Snapped in half the 1.5-inch thick frame/stretcher. I mean, that requires real effort. You have to crush it. And not just with your foot. You have to use something heavy -- like a car or a truck or a fucking airplane. Why do I have to be interrogated and fill out ten forms and re-address everything with that shitty blue pen they give you if they're just going to destroy it anyway? Can't we just skip the dance? I'll hand the clerk a twenty and she can slap me in the face with asbestos shingles. Done. And no six weeks of waiting!
The painting destruction is tragic yes, but I can't help but snort with laughter at the thought of being slapped with asbestos shingles.
ReplyDeleteOWWeee Owwcchh.
ReplyDeletebut I loved the asbestos shingles too.
Hello, I like your paintings
i think it's a problem between canada and the usa. that's all i can figure. i send stuff to canada and it gets to the border and then that's the last i hear of it.
ReplyDeleteargh on the destruction of paintings ... weeping (albeit with laughter too about the shingles)
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You are a riot! Even though, I know your really very peeved. The US Postal Service sucks!!!! We need a school that teaches us at a very early age how to respect the belongings of others. It's just incredibly rude and disgusting behavior! I'm still trying to figure out why I bother to pay for insurance on packages?! I had that happen once and I called to have the problem solved and even though I paid for insurance in didn't mean a damn thing. Nothing was done about it.
ReplyDeleteAaah, those wonderous peeps out there who think 'fragile' or 'do not bend' labels are an invitation to sport.
ReplyDeleteHugs!