list; rejected

Well, while my blood feud with McSweeney's continues, I've decided to give the automatic-rejection generator from their Open Letters department a much-needed rest, and instead go after another close cousin. Here's a recent submission to their 'Lists' category.

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Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:26:01 -0400
To: lists@mcsweeneys.net
Subject: lists / IF MY MORNINGS WERE NAMED LIKE BAD BREAKFAST SPECIALS

IF MY MORNINGS WERE NAMED LIKE BAD BREAKFAST SPECIALS

Last-Minute Scrambler, Again

Five-Alarm Mishmash

Two Eggs with Sausage

Over-Easy, Hurry Up

Pork and Beans

Not So Sunny Side Up

Guck Surprise

My Bagel, Lightly-Toasted

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From: lists@mcsweeneys.net
Date: April 15, 2006 8:47:42 PM EDT (CA)
Subject: RE: lists / IF MY MORNINGS WERE NAMED LIKE BAD BREAKFAST SPECIALS

Darryl, We won't be able to use this at the site, but I appreciated having the chance to see it.

Regards,
Benjamin Cohen