Well, while my blood feud with McSweeney's continues, I've decided to give the automatic-rejection generator from their Open Letters department a much-needed rest, and instead go after another close cousin. Here's a recent submission to their 'Lists' category.
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Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:26:01 -0400
To: lists@mcsweeneys.net
Subject: lists / IF MY MORNINGS WERE NAMED LIKE BAD BREAKFAST SPECIALS
IF MY MORNINGS WERE NAMED LIKE BAD BREAKFAST SPECIALS
Last-Minute Scrambler, Again
Five-Alarm Mishmash
Two Eggs with Sausage
Over-Easy, Hurry Up
Pork and Beans
Not So Sunny Side Up
Guck Surprise
My Bagel, Lightly-Toasted
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From: lists@mcsweeneys.net
Date: April 15, 2006 8:47:42 PM EDT (CA)
Subject: RE: lists / IF MY MORNINGS WERE NAMED LIKE BAD BREAKFAST SPECIALS
Darryl, We won't be able to use this at the site, but I appreciated having the chance to see it.
Regards,
Benjamin Cohen
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Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:26:01 -0400
To: lists@mcsweeneys.net
Subject: lists / IF MY MORNINGS WERE NAMED LIKE BAD BREAKFAST SPECIALS
IF MY MORNINGS WERE NAMED LIKE BAD BREAKFAST SPECIALS
Last-Minute Scrambler, Again
Five-Alarm Mishmash
Two Eggs with Sausage
Over-Easy, Hurry Up
Pork and Beans
Not So Sunny Side Up
Guck Surprise
My Bagel, Lightly-Toasted
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From: lists@mcsweeneys.net
Date: April 15, 2006 8:47:42 PM EDT (CA)
Subject: RE: lists / IF MY MORNINGS WERE NAMED LIKE BAD BREAKFAST SPECIALS
Darryl, We won't be able to use this at the site, but I appreciated having the chance to see it.
Regards,
Benjamin Cohen
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