open letter reject #4

Guess what? McSweeney's Open Letters (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/openletters/) has rejected me ... again!

Again!

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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2006 14:56:06 -0500
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Subject: OPEN LETTER TO LUCKY

AN OPEN LETTER TO LUCKY, MY GIRLFRIEND'S CAT, WHO LIKES TO RUB HIS ASS IN MY FACE WHILE I'M SLEEPING

Dear Luckster,

Don't be fooled by the IV bag hanging off the lamp: you are not going to live forever. Still, to make it interesting, I'm advising you to run, hide or pray whenever mamma leaves the room.

Think fast,
The New Boyfriend

P.S. The balcony? That's like daring me.

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From: openletters@mcsweeneys.net
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:04:04 -0600
Subject: RE: OPEN LETTER TO LUCKY

Darryl:

We've decided to pass on this, but thanks for giving us a chance to consider it for the site.

Ed Page
Assistant Website Editor