I have an on-going grudge-match thing going on (see 'open letter rejects'). Or maybe I'm just trying to make myself dizzy. Whatever it is, here's rejection number trois.
3)
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE MEXICAN WORRY DOLL MY SISTER GAVE ME
Dear Mexican Worry Doll,
Sorry for breaking your arms off.
Really, I feel bad,
Colin Chinaski
P.S. Ironically, it was my sister who caused the very rage that precipitated your dismemberment. Crazy, eh?
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From: openletters@mcsweeneys.net
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:40
Subject: RE: OPEN LETTER ... TO MY MEXICAN WORRY DOLL
Darryl:
We've decided to pass on this, but thanks for giving us a chance to consider it for the site.
Ed Page
Assistant Website Editor
3)
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE MEXICAN WORRY DOLL MY SISTER GAVE ME
Dear Mexican Worry Doll,
Sorry for breaking your arms off.
Really, I feel bad,
Colin Chinaski
P.S. Ironically, it was my sister who caused the very rage that precipitated your dismemberment. Crazy, eh?
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From: openletters@mcsweeneys.net
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:40
Subject: RE: OPEN LETTER ... TO MY MEXICAN WORRY DOLL
Darryl:
We've decided to pass on this, but thanks for giving us a chance to consider it for the site.
Ed Page
Assistant Website Editor
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